(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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areallybigsnake:

I can’t go on for more than a week without drawing shit comics

tags: homestuck + droog would pick his moment wisely + one pun every ten years + queue'd +
Brontide-- For Coyote and the Little Prince

allcatsgotopurrgatory:

Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder.

It started in his heart, as many things did for the Little Prince.

Like his heart was rumbling, at first so quiet that the Prince hadn’t heard it at first. As their conversation went on, the rumbling grew louder, screaming at him to get away. Louder and louder until he thought his heart would surrender, crumbling away into nothing, under the pressure of the rumbling.

" What a little hero… " Coyote’s voice screeched, stabbing its way into Prince’s ears.

See, the book got it wrong. The first creature the Prince met on Earth wasn’t a serpent or even the flower. No, it was a Coyote with a smile friendly at first until poison and fire tore away at his lips, revealing a corrupted little tricky monster ready to tear his victims apart.

There was a rumbling in his chest and the Little Prince suddenly worried that the lightning was coming. He had never seen lightning before he met Coyote: Brilliant, beautiful, but utterly destructive.

tags: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah this is so pretty i'm -- + //incoherent screams of joy +

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

Capernoited -- for your Baccano OTP

berylliant:

my baccano OTP

implying i have one

I’m gonna go with Luchino/Illness because this just seems really fitting for them idk. this is depressing and luchino’s a light weight.

Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.

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tags: you should all read this it's awesome +
can i have like a nonromantic ultracrepidarian for chris and ricardo because tell me that prompt is not full on christopher

Oh my goodness.   Y E S 
Now let’s see if I can write for Christopher.  And Ricardo too, geeze… ;; 

Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.

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tags: i think this went slightly off track at some point + baccano + spoilers if you don't know why ricardo can drive + prosecutingqueen + replies + askity daskity +

phenomenallyextraordinary123:

FMA/FMAB Meme: Seven Quotes (2/7)

When I was certain he was going to kill me, my mind went blank, and I didn’t have any hope anymore. And the only thing I could do was scream my lungs out. I felt so helpless, I couldn’t even bring myself to believe someone might save me. Then you showed up, Al. And I realized that if we don’t take care of each other, no one else will. So I’ll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the military’s lapdog. And we’ll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. ‘Cause we’re not gods. We’re humans. Tiny, insignificant humans…who couldn’t even save a little girl

tags: fullmetal alchemist + queue'd +
You don't have to do this one but " Petrichor " (Droog/Ari or Coyote/Ari)

For some reason I really want to write Coyote tonight so here we go!

Petrichor -- The smell of dry rain on the ground.

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tags: idek once again + allcatsgotopurrgatory + replies + askity daskity +
Lalochezia (Seb and Rain)

Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.

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tags: immoirails + idk what this is or where it went + or how to write rainary + allcatsgotopurrgatory + replies + askity daskity +
» Send me a word and a character/series/pairing and I will write a drabble:

squirreltastic:

Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
Autolatry - The worship of one’s self.
Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.
Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused by tickling.
Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue.
Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss.
Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder.
Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
Agelast - A person who never laughs.
Wanweird - An unhappy fate.
Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.
Petrichor - The smell of dry rain on the ground.
Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.
Malapert - Clever in manners of speech.
Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm.
Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.
Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.

Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.
Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where.
Baisemain - A kiss on the hand.
Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.
Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.

thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(Source: tsundereslasher)

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